UCOK BROW: 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Calvin and Hobbes was one of the most popular comedians for some time. The story details the adventures of an imaginative young boy named Calvin and Hobbes, his companion tiger. The comic has been in documents from 1985 to 1996 and more than 2,400 printed documents worldwide. Less than a year of syndication, printed articles in over 250 newspapers, and went after the Los Angeles Times in 1987, introduced just 16 months after being printed. The cartoon has won its designer Bill Watterson, Reuben awards presented annually by the National Cartoonists Society, in the category "Excellence Cartoonist of the Year" in 1986 and 1988. In general, a total of 3160 bands were created and printed until 1995, when Watterson retired from the pressure, of Calvin and Hobbes comics. The strips are adhered to and printed in a series of 18 books that have sold 30 million copies. No other comics and cartoons new Calvin and Hobbes can not be exercised in the hundreds of comic books.

Calvin and Hobbes comics have been enjoyed by hundreds of thousands of fans around the world. The film tells the entertaining adventures of his six children and a pet tiger, which is actually a stuffed animal. Bands and function sled trip to the beach and hundreds of jokes that are played all the characters introduced in the bands. The bands unique feature of Calvin and Hobbes, but there are a number of bands that have other characters as the parents of Calvin and Susie Derkins, one of Calvin's classmates, Moe, a bully in the school of Calvin, Miss Wormwood Calvin teacher, Rosalyn, Calvin's babysitter. For most bands are realistic, but there are some comics that have the trip of Calvin and Hobbes in space and the story again. The comic strip Calvin and Hobbes is one of the most famous in the world and has captured hundreds of thousands of readers.

Calvin and Hobbes: Characters
As the title suggests, the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes has two main characters, Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin is a child of six years of imagination and curiosity, which can often be a little selfish. The details of the story of his adventures with his pet tiger, Hobbes as known. (Actually, Hobbes is a stuffed animal that looks like a tiger). Hobbes is a character, more responsible and prudent in the cartoon, but it comes with all troublemakers Calvin systems and sites. Hobbes is best described as a side kick all the adventures of Calvin presented in comics.

While most bands around Calvin and Hobbes, Calvin's parents, teachers, nurses, and a classmate and the tyrant of the class to turn to everyone at some scenes. Calvin's parents did not name, and then only as "Mom" and "Dad." They look like typical American parents, who play their imagination and use it to Calvin Hobbes can, while expressing concern about the safety of your child and try to teach responsibility and the importance of good results at school . Miss Wormwood Calvin teachers of first year in all known comics. She is old and narrow and is a heavy smoker, pending retirement. Calvin's babysitter, Rosalyn known, is the only one who is evil nanny with Calvin's behavior and uses the pain of having to justify these antics much to wage increases. Derkins Susie is one of Calvin's classmates first class and a close neighbor. She is very intelligent, who received a perfect score. Calvin and Susie are traditional enemies of the first year, boy-girl Susie and Calvin played many jokes. In this context, it is assumed that Calvin may have a crush on Susan. Finally, the last character is shown in this illustration is Moe, the tyrant of the class, often considered the first level only has to shave. It's the traditional school bully, by collecting money from Calvin and lunch, and constantly push him and free fall.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

tatto love

tatto bokong

tatto basikal

tatto basikal

tatto hansem

Tatto Kata

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Cewek Yakuza

Kalau melihat foto tattoo di punggung cewek itu, mirip seperti tatto yakuza.
memang kalau tatoo nya banyak begitu, seperti preman dan cewek yang dipandang jelek. tapi mau bagaimana lagi, kalau pemilik tubuh yang di tatto suka denagn gambar tatoo penuh seperti tatto yakuza itu. ya resiko dan pandangan orang harus siap di tanggung. meskipun tidak dianggap tattoo seni, tapi tatto yakuza identik dengan preman dan lambang kekerasan.

tapi di dalam foto ini saya yakin bukan cewek yakuza kok :D
karena tattoo penuh di punggung nya cuma sebagai life style dan mode saja.
zaman sekarang gitu lohh ... cewek juag tidak mau kalah dan kepingin ngetrend.

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Kucing Narsis

Kucing di foto ini memang narsis habis ....
kucing itu tidak mau kalah dengan cewek yang mau malam mingguan, dia bersolek dulu di cermin. dan berkaca, apakah aku sudah cakep belum yachhh ;)
dasar si kucing narsis.

dalam dunia perkucingan, kucing juga perlu bergaya dan mengikuti mode, agar kelihatan cute dan lucu. biar pemilik kucing tambah sayang dan memelihara kucing dengan baik penuh kasih sayang.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Kucing Penyanyi

Anda mungkin belum pernah mendengar atau melihat Kucing lagi Menyanyi kan ?
Memang Kucing penyanyi ini hanya ada di foto ini, tapi ini foto kucing yang lagi menyanyi nyata lho ....

Sulit mengambil foto kucing dan disuruh pose menyanyi :)
karena kucing biasanya suka maunya sendiri, dan kucing suka bermain dengan benang atau bola, jadi kucing menyanyi adalah hal yang sangat jarang dan langka. Munngkin cuma Kucing penyanyi lah yang biasa begitu.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Lonely and Loneliness

In fact, if you are single and lonely, is better than in a relationship and loneliness, because when you overcome your loneliness, the only thing that is up to you lost one, while the person is decided in the relationship, its for overcome loneliness risk of losing their relationship.

If a person is unique, this means that you do not make a commitment to someone relationship. You are free to see who you want when you want.

If a person is single, does that mean I have an empty feeling and a general disconnect from the people. You can not speak freely or not to vote for fear of hurting.

As one has nothing to do with loneliness.
In fact, many people are lonely because they are not alone and do not need or are unwilling to be more accurate, less for someone than they expect and deserve to be paid.

Many people are in a relationship because they are lonely and only when they are there easy. Also, many people in relationships still feel alone, have only a few terms for others, as they hide their true both to be run by its members and the world for fear of their own loneliness, for starters.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Anak Kecil ber Tatto

Anak kecil ini memang tidka mau kalah trendy dengan orang dewasa sekarang. Dia sudah mentatto tubuhnya dengan tatto tribal dan kulitnya di batik tatto.
Apa orang tuanya tidak marah kalau dia ber tatto ? ataukah memang orang tuanya yang mentatto si anak itu.
kita tidak tau, karena keberadaan anak kecil ber tatto cuma ada di foto ini :)

Monday, October 11, 2010

Bayi Terkecil di Dunia

Bayi sebesar jari kelingking ini adalah bayi terkecil di dunia menurut saya.
karena bayi yang normal beratnya 3 kg dan sebesar tangan orang dewasa.

Tapi di foto ini, bayi mungil ini hanya sebesar jari kelingkin dan bisa di genggam oleh tangan. memang ini foto bayi terkecil di dunia hanyalah rekayasa :)
tapi kalau Tuhan berkehendak, apapun bisa terjadi.
dan bayi mungil berukuran jari kelingking pun bisa saja ada di dunia ini dan menjadi bayi terkecil di dunia

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Tengkorak Aneh dan Langka

Tengkorak Aneh ini memang tidak ada di dunia nyata, tengkorak yang aneh ini cuma ada di gambar dan foto. Betul .... karena tengkorak ini memang foto rekayasa :)

Tengkorak langka ini juga sama, ini hanyalah gambar tengkorak rekaan dan editan dari master design grafis. Sehingga foto tengkorak bisa menjadi sangat menyeramkan dan langka.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Nenek Gaul

Nenek Trendy
nenek trendy ini selalu mengikuti mode dan up to date dalam berfashion.
dia ingin di sebut nenek keren, makanya selalu berpenampilan trendy

Apakah kamu mempunyai seorang nenek yang gaul seperti foto nenek gaul ini ?
Nenek yang satu ini, tidak mau kalah dengan anak muda dalam bergaya :)

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Cheerleaders Pria

Cheerleaders Pria sangat lucu kalau sedang menari. Mereka Narsis banget, dan tarian nya tidak ebraturan tapi malah kelihatan lucu dan konyol :)

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Hair Drug Test the Best Thing to Teenager

Though your teenager may resent you for it, a hair drug test may be the best thing you ever ask them to do. Teens who are doing drugs may go to all lengths to hide it from you. Helping them to avoid doing drugs at all may also be possible.

It is pretty much guaranteed that your teen will be exposed to drug use at one time or another. Their friends are usually involved when a first trial of the forbidden takes place. Some parents do resort to these tests because they simply cannot communicate with their teen any longer.

Even when a teen has no intention of trying drugs, someone may have offered to sell drugs to them. On many school campuses, students claim that they have already been approached on campus about buying drugs. The students are selling to other students. With this scenario, it makes drug use more probable than ever before.

For some families, hair drug screening on a regular basis has become a way of life.

Desperate to help their child, parents may simply purchase a hair test kit and then warn the teen that they are open to testing at any time, without notice. Teens may be in the battle of their life at school, so parents are increasingly taking their own stand on the battlefield.

For many teens, simply being able to tell their schoolmates that their parents test for drugs will relieve the peer pressure they feel when others try to sell drugs to them. Teens naturally wish to have friends, be part of a group, or seek to connect with others like them. Parents may very well give their teens a gift by helping to take the pressure for declining drugs off of them.

Do create a workable system for testing in your home. Include your teenager in the process. Helping them to understand why you are implementing the system may help them to talk with you about it more easily. If your child is already taking drugs, you may wish to test more frequently, with set times in mind. The hair samples hold drug residues for specific lengths of time after drugs are ingested. You will want to take note of this, and plan your discussions and testing accordingly.

If you decide to go the hair drug test route for any reason, do so by communicating your reasons and thoughts to your teen. Keeping open communication may be difficult, but it is the best route for keeping your teenager safe. It is much better to have open discussions about the scary things before the need arises.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

cat funny picture

humor photo, cat eat hand people who give it food.
you can see cat activity is funny and strange :)

in another fun picture, the cat give up because the cat lovers will shoot.

hehehe , so funny when see the cat give up.

Animal activities sometime so funny and make laughing when the animal doing not normal.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Herbal Solutions

Anxiety can be treated in two main ways. The first is the traditional prescription medicine you get from your doctor. And the other are the natural supplements you can find in any herbal shop. There are a lot of producers who claim to have the best natural anti anxiety treatment based on herbs. And while the effectiveness of these supplements can be really high for some people suffering from anxiety disorders, you have to understand that these herbal treatments are not approved by the officials. In fact, the majority of natural anxiety solutions you see on the market these days even don't have any medical or clinical trials to prove their effectiveness. Also make sure to read about the ingredients of the supplement you want to try using. In most cases, these supplements are based around the same herbs, mixing them in different proportions. The most common herbs found in the majority of natural anti anxiety solutions are Valerian and Passion Flower. Both these herbs are known to help relieve the symptoms of anxiety and are found in numerous traditional remedies in cultures all around the world. Thankfully, there are a lot of clinical studies on the actual effectiveness of these herbs, and all doctors agree that both Valerian and Passion Flower can be effective for relieving mild to moderate forms of anxiety. Taking 50 to 500 milligrams of Valerian per day can help overcome some symptoms of anxiety and be a good addition to conventional treatment. Passion Flower extract can be also beneficial, if taken in safe doses (couple of hundred milligrams per day), and can also help relax and fight stress after a hard day's work. Some people also state that Green Tea is a good way to prevent and treat anxiety in a natural fashion. Green Tea contains L-theanine, a natural compound that is known to have anti-anxiety properties. However, in order for it to be really beneficial in relieving anxiety, the daily dose should be between 100 and 300 milligrams. Many herbal supplements claim to carry L-theanine as the main active ingredient. Still, the actual amount of this substance found in most supplements claiming to contain it is too low in order to state that these solutions are really effective in treating anxiety. Some specialists state that the herb St. John's Wort (Hypericum perforatum) is also quite beneficial for relieving the symptoms of anxiety and depression while not delivering the negative side effects of prescription medications. However, in order for the treatment to be really effective, a herbal remedy based on St. John's Wort has to carry a high concentration of its active ingredient, hyperforin. This substance is quite similar to SSRI anti anxiety treatments, are known to regulate the levels of norepinephrine, serotonin, and dopamine in the brain. Whatever herbal solution you choose to try, it still won't be able to compare with prescription drugs like Valium. Moreover, only a professional doctor can choose the right treatment option for you and decide whether you need a prescription medication like Valium or a simple Valerian supplement. Don't try to heal yourself without professional medical help, because you can make things even worse. Leave it to people who really know what's best for you.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Wrong Car

My cousins and I went to a shopping mall in their car. I was tired after school and was feeling a bit sick.
As we were coming out of the shopping mall, I remembered that I needed a new correction pen. Coming out of the mall, I went directly to my cousin's car and grabbed the door handle.
To my surprise, it didn't open.

As I tried again, the window suddenly slid down and a face stared at me from inside the car. It wasn't any of my cousins face.
Then I heard voices shouting not far away. My cousins' voices!
Oh, my GOD ! My face turned red.
I had tried to get into the wrong car. I apologized and hurried to my cousins car. They all teased me. I was so mortified ....

Friday, April 16, 2010

Beautiful Berries

On one side of a river, lived a rabbit, and on the other side a bear.
One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfast of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.
"Hey Teddy! Get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"
"Not now! I am eating."
"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."
"No way."
"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.
"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"
"Well, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river!"

hehehe .. this animal humor ^_^

Monday, April 5, 2010

Airline Food

A man was on a flight to Hong Kong from Europe.
Since the flight was going to be a very long flight, he decided to get some shuteye and sleep.
Soon he was awakened by a flight attendant who asked him if he'd like to have some dinner.

He said, "What are my choices?"
The flight attendant says, "Yes or No"
heheehe :)
This is just Humor

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Katmer Poğaça

Hem sunum hem de lezzet açısından oldukça güzel olan bu poğaçaları dört yıl kadar önce mutfakguncesi Şaziye'nin bloğunda görmüş ve denemiştim. Hala favorilerim arasında üst sıralardadır ve sık sık yaparım.

Katmer Poğaça
Malzemeler:
1 çay bardağı sıvıyağ
1 su bardağı ılık süt (200 ml)
2 çay kaşığı tuz
2 çay kaşığı toz şeker
1 paket instant maya
Un

50 gr tereyağ (Oda sıcaklığında)
Poğaçaların arası için: Maydanozlu peynir veya herhangi bir iç.
1 yumurta sarısı (poğaçaların üzerine sürmek için)

Sıvıyağ, ılık süt,tuz ve toz şeker bir kap içerisinde karıştırılır. Azar azar elenmiş un ilave edilir. İnstant maya da unla beraber karışıma eklenir, ele yapışmayacak kıvamdaki hamur iyice yoğurulduktan sonra hiç mayalanmasını beklemeden 5 eşit parçaya bölünür.

Her bir parça merdaneyle veya oklavayla yemek tabağı büyüklüğünde açılır. Aralarına oda sıcaklığında yumuşamış olan tereyağ sürüldükten sonra üst üste yerleştirilir. En üstteki parçaya tereyağ sürülmez.

Aralarına sürdüğümüz tereyağ, poğaçaya adını veren katmerlerin oluşmasını sağlayacak.

Her biri yemek tabağı büyüklüğünde açılmış ve üst üste koyulmuş 5 hamur merdaneyle yavaş yavaş açılmaya başlanır. Bu işlemi hızlı yapmak katmerlerin kaybolmasına sebep olacağından kısa merdane hareketleriyle yaklaşık 2 katı büyüklüğe erişene kadar açılır. Sigara böreği sarar gibi üçgen parçalara ayrılır, hamurun geniş kısmına iç harcı koyulup sarılır ve yağlı kağıt serilmiş tepsiye yerleştirilip mayalanma işlemi için beklemeye alınır. Mayalanma süresi mutfak sıcaklığına bağlı olmakla birlikte, 1 saat kadar beklemekte fayda var. Üzerine yumurta sarısı sürüp 180 derece sıcaklıkta pişirilir.

Afiyet olsun:)

Thursday, March 11, 2010

The Bus Incident

One day I took a bus to go to my friend's house.
The bus was fairly full, so I stood at the back of the bus.
While I was standing, I saw a cute girl staring at me as she moved towards me.
I became a bit embarrassed, thinking she might fancy me. She stood next to me and whispered that my fly was open.

I was so embarrassed, I got off the bus without even thinking the girl.
^_^

Friday, February 12, 2010

Being an Animal

If someone calls you an animal, just remember the following:
I work like a horse
I eat like a pig
I like to play chicken
They call me a durty rat
You can get my goat
I can be as quiet as a mouse
They say I'm as quick as a cat
I used to be as strong as an ox
I don't like hen parties
Please don't badger me
People try to buffalo me
Some people thunk I'm a gone goose
I'm as ugly as a toad
You should see the puss on me
I'm as gentle as a lamb
And I'm as happy as a lark
I drink like a fish
I'm as proud as a peacock
And I'm as hairy as a gorilla
And there's a frog in my throat
I've got goose bumps all over
I've got the memory of an elephant
But I'm no sitting duck
I can be a lone wolf
But I'm having a whale of a time
O what animal we can be !!

just humor

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Humor when Drive

This is a humor about means of transportation.

Should I stop first ?
Learning to drive is not an easy task.
Sometimes, even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day, an instructor in driver education was coaching three beginners in the car.
Each student was scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.
When the first student had completed his time, the instructor asked him to change places with one of the others.
gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, the student asked in a shaky voice, "should I stop the car?"

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

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