Beautiful Berries

On one side of a river, lived a rabbit, and on the other side a bear.
One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfast of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.
"Hey Teddy! Get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"
"Not now! I am eating."
"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."
"No way."
"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.
"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"
"Well, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river!"

hehehe .. this animal humor  ^_^

Airline Food

A man was on a flight to Hong Kong from Europe.
Since the flight was going to be a very long flight, he decided to get some shuteye and sleep.
Soon he was awakened by a flight attendant who asked him if he'd like to have some dinner.

He said, "What are my choices?"
The flight attendant says, "Yes or No"
heheehe :)
This is just Humor