Anekdot in-flight

BOARDING FROM WHAT GATE ?

At the airport for a business trip, a man settles down to wait for the boarding announcement at gate 35.
Then he hears the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Lion Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So

he picks up his luggage and carries it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice tells him that Flight 570 will in fact be boarding from Gate 35.
So, again, he gathers his carry on luggage and returns to the original gate. Just as he is settling down, the public address voice speaks again: "Thanks you for participating in LION's physical fitness program". :) :)