Joke when Going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read another jokes :)

Crowded Store
It is the day of the Big Sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) are the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushes his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he is punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he gets up the second time, he says to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

ha ha ha .. :) The guy is knock out is the store owner.

Wonderful Trip

It was the first time I visited my dear sister in Jogjakarta. I followed her advice to take a train to go there. "C'mon .. take a train to Jogja. It would be a wonderful trip for you! I will pick you at the station" she said. So off I went to Jogjakarta and the journey was quite smooth. I waited and and waited at the Jogja train station, but my sister was nowhere to be seen. After a long wait, I decided to take a nice sip of hot strong tea at cafetaria there. I headed for the cafetaria, sat down, put my bag next to me, and placed my order. "Hmmm... This is what I call decent tea," I said to myself. I am so sick and tired of weak tea. Not bad for a small cafetaria. It was a small one indeed. Except for me and a gentleman sitting at the opposite table, the place seemed deserted. I spent a long hour there until I decided not to wait for my sister anymore and started looking for her place myself. I was walking along the platform when I realized that I wasn't carrying my bag. I panicked and right at that moment I saw the gentleman in the cafetaria walking a few meters in front of me. He was strapping a bag on his back.

"Wait a minute, that's my black bag!" I said in a weak voice.
"Hey, you .. stop there! That's my bag!" I shouted. The man stared at me dumbfounded. "This is my bag," He said. People were gathering around us as I said,"Liar, you stole my bag at the cafetaria. You ..." I didn't finish my line because someone tapped my shoulder. It was one of the waitresses of the Cafetaria. "Miss, I think you left your bag at the cafetaria," she said and handed me my old black bag.

OOOOPS! Just like what my sister said, this trip proved to be a "Wonderful Journey"

Jokes about means of Transportation

Good Finding
A man was filling his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked but, sure enough, it was lost. He thought for a second, and then realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road. He thought even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks."

Announcement on a Public Bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Jakarta : " When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. "

Feel Enjoy to laugh , ha ha ha .. :)

Jokes of Transportation

The car goes 'clunk' !
An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a "cluck". He then made a left turn and again heard a "clunk."
Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

The Multicolored Cab
Two cab driver met. "Hey," asked one, "Why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue ?"
" Well," the other responded, "When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
The Train has Failed
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: " Ladies and Gentleman, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not the airplane."

Feel Free to Laugh, ha ha ha .. :)

Humor when going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read this jokes :)

Shoplifter
A shoplifter is caught red-handed trying to to steal a watch from an exclusively jewelry store.
"Listen", the shoplifter tells the manager, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'
The Manager agrees and writes up the sales slip.
The crook looks at the slip and says, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'

ha .. ha .. Funny !

Bit Late

I knew that leaving for school at a quarter to seven was a bad idea. And arriving at school just five minutes after the bell rang was even worse. But when I committed the two sins that morning, I kind of pressed my luck hoping that everything teacher hadn't arrived yet.
Not granted, because as I was running along the hall way, I could hear the voice of my History teacher giving instructions to the class. hearing the instructions, I remembered that my class was to have a History quiz in the morning.
So, I made a dash for my class and said,
"Sorry, sir ... I'm a bit late." The teacher gave me a strange look. When I looked around, I saw faces that I didn't recognize. I stood like a fool in front of them all for about two minutes before it dawned on me that I had entered the wrong classroom and that my History class was in the second session, not the first!

I feel so ashamed , blush and embarrassed.
This event make me blushing and embarrassing ;-)

Hide Bag

Radhit was known as the naughty boy in our class. He enjoyed playing pranks on us, especially on a particular girl named Ningrum. One day, Ningrum decided to get even with him. She did his binder inside her bag. She didn't realize that right after that Radhit also hid something belonging to her, the very same bag!
The rest of the class kept silent and enjoyed watching their silly behavior.
"Hey, where's my bag? Radhit ... it must be you again. Give it back to me!" screamed Ningrum at the top of her voice.
Radhit only replied calmly, "Not until someone returns my binder. I get the feeling that that someone is you!"

We almost died wit laughter when we heard Ningrum answer tartly, "Your binder's inside my bag, you fool!

ha ha .. You hid your own stuff!