Humor when going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read this jokes :)

Shoplifter
A shoplifter is caught red-handed trying to to steal a watch from an exclusively jewelry store.
"Listen", the shoplifter tells the manager, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'
The Manager agrees and writes up the sales slip.
The crook looks at the slip and says, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'

ha .. ha .. Funny !