Wrong Car

My cousins and I went to a shopping mall in their car. I was tired after school and was feeling a bit sick.
As we were coming out of the shopping mall, I remembered that I needed a new correction pen. Coming out of the mall, I went directly to my cousin's car and grabbed the door handle.
To my surprise, it didn't open.

As I tried again, the window suddenly slid down and a face stared at me from inside the car. It wasn't any of my cousins face.
Then I heard voices shouting not far away. My cousins' voices!
Oh, my GOD ! My face turned red.
I had tried to get into the wrong car. I apologized and hurried to my cousins car. They all teased me. I was so mortified ....

Beautiful Berries

On one side of a river, lived a rabbit, and on the other side a bear.
One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfast of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.
"Hey Teddy! Get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"
"Not now! I am eating."
"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."
"No way."
"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.
"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"
"Well, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river!"

hehehe .. this animal humor  ^_^

Airline Food

A man was on a flight to Hong Kong from Europe.
Since the flight was going to be a very long flight, he decided to get some shuteye and sleep.
Soon he was awakened by a flight attendant who asked him if he'd like to have some dinner.

He said, "What are my choices?"
The flight attendant says, "Yes or No"
heheehe :)
This is just Humor

Katmer Poğaça

Hem sunum hem de lezzet açısından oldukça güzel olan bu poğaçaları dört yıl kadar önce mutfakguncesi Şaziye'nin bloğunda görmüş ve denemiştim. Hala favorilerim arasında üst sıralardadır ve sık sık yaparım.

Katmer Poğaça
Malzemeler:
1 çay bardağı sıvıyağ
1 su bardağı ılık süt (200 ml)
2 çay kaşığı tuz
2 çay kaşığı toz şeker
1 paket instant maya
Un

50 gr tereyağ (Oda sıcaklığında)
Poğaçaların arası için: Maydanozlu peynir veya herhangi bir iç.
1 yumurta sarısı (poğaçaların üzerine sürmek için)

Sıvıyağ, ılık süt,tuz ve toz şeker bir kap içerisinde karıştırılır. Azar azar elenmiş un ilave edilir. İnstant maya da unla beraber karışıma eklenir, ele yapışmayacak kıvamdaki hamur iyice yoğurulduktan sonra hiç mayalanmasını beklemeden 5 eşit parçaya bölünür.

Her bir parça merdaneyle veya oklavayla yemek tabağı büyüklüğünde açılır. Aralarına oda sıcaklığında yumuşamış olan tereyağ sürüldükten sonra üst üste yerleştirilir. En üstteki parçaya tereyağ sürülmez.

Aralarına sürdüğümüz tereyağ, poğaçaya adını veren katmerlerin oluşmasını sağlayacak.

Her biri yemek tabağı büyüklüğünde açılmış ve üst üste koyulmuş 5 hamur merdaneyle yavaş yavaş açılmaya başlanır. Bu işlemi hızlı yapmak katmerlerin kaybolmasına sebep olacağından kısa merdane hareketleriyle yaklaşık 2 katı büyüklüğe erişene kadar açılır. Sigara böreği sarar gibi üçgen parçalara ayrılır, hamurun geniş kısmına iç harcı koyulup sarılır ve yağlı kağıt serilmiş tepsiye yerleştirilip mayalanma işlemi için beklemeye alınır. Mayalanma süresi mutfak sıcaklığına bağlı olmakla birlikte, 1 saat kadar beklemekte fayda var. Üzerine yumurta sarısı sürüp 180 derece sıcaklıkta pişirilir.

Afiyet olsun:)

The Bus Incident

One day I took a bus to go to my friend's house.
The bus was fairly full, so I stood at the back of the bus.
While I was standing, I saw a cute girl staring at me as she moved towards me.
I became a bit embarrassed, thinking she might fancy me. She stood next to me and whispered that my fly was open.

I was so embarrassed, I got off the bus without even thinking the girl.
^_^

Being an Animal

If someone calls you an animal, just remember the following:
I work like a horse
I eat like a pig
I like to play chicken
They call me a durty rat
You can get my goat
I can be as quiet as a mouse
They say I'm as quick as a cat
I used to be as strong as an ox
I don't like hen parties
Please don't badger me
People try to buffalo me
Some people thunk I'm a gone goose
I'm as ugly as a toad
You should see the puss on me
I'm as gentle as a lamb
And I'm as happy as a lark
I drink like a fish
I'm as proud as a peacock
And I'm as hairy as a gorilla
And there's a frog in my throat
I've got goose bumps all over
I've got the memory of an elephant
But I'm no sitting duck
I can be a lone wolf
But I'm having a whale of a time
O what animal we can be !!

just humor

Humor when Drive

This is a humor about means of transportation.

Should I stop first ?
Learning to drive is not an easy task.
Sometimes, even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.
One day, an instructor in driver education was coaching three beginners in the car.
Each student was scheduled to drive for 30 minutes.
When the first student had completed his time, the instructor asked him to change places with one of the others.
gripping the wheel tightly and staring straight ahead, the student asked in a shaky voice, "should I stop the car?"