Joke when Going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read another jokes :)

Crowded Store
It is the day of the Big Sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) are the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushes his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he is punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he gets up the second time, he says to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

ha ha ha .. :) The guy is knock out is the store owner.

Humor when going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read this jokes :)

Shoplifter
A shoplifter is caught red-handed trying to to steal a watch from an exclusively jewelry store.
"Listen", the shoplifter tells the manager, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'
The Manager agrees and writes up the sales slip.
The crook looks at the slip and says, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'

ha .. ha .. Funny !

Hide Bag

Radhit was known as the naughty boy in our class. He enjoyed playing pranks on us, especially on a particular girl named Ningrum. One day, Ningrum decided to get even with him. She did his binder inside her bag. She didn't realize that right after that Radhit also hid something belonging to her, the very same bag!
The rest of the class kept silent and enjoyed watching their silly behavior.
"Hey, where's my bag? Radhit ... it must be you again. Give it back to me!" screamed Ningrum at the top of her voice.
Radhit only replied calmly, "Not until someone returns my binder. I get the feeling that that someone is you!"

We almost died wit laughter when we heard Ningrum answer tartly, "Your binder's inside my bag, you fool!

ha ha .. You hid your own stuff!

Restaurant Rumblings

I had been invited by my girlfriend's parents to have dinner at a rather fancy restaurant. It would also be the first time that I would meet them. Hours before the occasion, I already felt nervous and couldn't eat anything at lunch. But I decided to look my most possible best. Neatly combed and wearing a freshly laundered white linen shirt and dark blue pants, I was sure I would make a good impression. When I arrived at the restaurant, I was greeted not only by my girlfriend's parents, but, it seemed, by her whole extended family. But I could see that they all seemed to approve of me, so I felt rather relieved. I was seated opposite my girlfriend, between her parents. While waiting for the food to arrive, we all chatted amiably among ourselves. Finally the waiter appeared, carrying the first course of the meal. While he carefully placed the big bowl of soup in the middle of the table, everybody fell silent. Just then my stomach started to rumble:
roar .. roar.. roar.

The rumblings were very loud and clear, and everybody at the table turned to look at me. It wa shard for me to smile, even sheepishly. ^_^

Job Benefits

Theo Paphitis, an entrepreneur well known for turning failing companies into highly successful and profitable businesses, has a motto: 'There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun and to make money.' And here are some examples of the fun reason, funny business :)

Job Benefits
During a job interview, an applicant inquires about the benefits. The Personal Manager informs her they have group health and life insurance, but the costs are deducted from the employees' pay. The applicant says, "My last company had full health coverage, as well as five year's salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"Then why would you leave a job with such benefits?" the interview asks back.
The applicant shrugs and says, "The company went bankrupt."

ha .. Ha .. ha .. :) :)