Adopting a Baby

An American couple is delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby comes to an end. The adoption center calls and tell them that they have a wonderful Russian Baby boy, and the couple takes him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stop by the local college to enroll in night courses. After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk asks,
" Whatever possessed you to study Russian ?"
The couple proudly say, "We have just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

:-)jokes in family

New Family Driver

martin has just received his brand new driver's license. The Family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I am going to sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you have been doing to me all these years."

:) :) This Anekdot

Having a First Child

Another Joke about it happens in the Family

Djoni and his wife are making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.
After everything checked out, the doctor takes a small stamp and stamps the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple is curios about what the stamp is for, so when they get home, the husband gets out his magnifying glass to try to see what it is.
in very tiny letters, the stamp says, "When you can read this without a magnifying glass, come back and see me."
:-) :-)

Jokes in Family

It happens in the Family

What does a child means to its family ? probably it's their most precious possession. Stories about a family with child may effect you in many ways. Sometimes thay make you sad, or angry, but sometimes they also make you Laugh. You will Love the following tales.

Woman is on a Bus
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The Bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Angrily, the woman slams her fare into the fare box and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.
"The Bus driver insulted me," she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says, " Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
" You are right," She says. " I think I will go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's the good idea." the man syas.
" Here, let me hold your MONKEY "
:-) :)