Slipping In Department Store

During one of my many visits to a department store. I spotted a cute pair of hipsters. :Hmm.. exactly what I need," I said to myself. Without waiting much longer, I grabbed it and took it with me to the fitting room. Since I was wearing a skirt, I didn't need to take it off in order to try the hipsters on. And I was right, they suited me fine. Making up my mind to buy them, I took off the hipsters and brought them to the cashier. On the way there, I vaguely realized people were staring at me, but I ignored them because I was too engrossed in my new hipsters.

But later on, I knew the reason. A lady who queued behind me whispered to me that the hem of my skirt was hooked at the waist band, and that part of my butt was exposed!
I was so ashamed and feel blushing and quickly fixed my skirt. But it was too late, because now everyone in the department store was looking at me with a smile on their face !

Humor at a Coffee Shop

I was hanging out with my bud Teddy and his babe Jessie at a Coffee shop when I spotted this very unattractive gal with horrible red blotches on her face. 'Look', I said in a very low voice, 'the girl by the door ..  That's the ugliest creature I've ever seen. I wouldn't be seen with her for anything in the world'. Just then the girl strew a glance in our direction and headed straight for our table.

'Hey, jes,' she greeted Teddy's crush, 'I didn't expect to see you here' Jessie turned to us and said, 'Guys, I want you to meet my sister Anna.' I felt like I was being clobbered with a baseball bat. red faced, I stammered , 'H-h-i-hi...'
Needless to say, these days Jessie doesn't talk to me anymore and teddy is trying to avoid me as much as possible.

This just Humor at Coffee Shop

Humor about Phone

Hi! You have reached the headquarters of Laugh it-up. If you wish to speak Harry, please press 1. If you want the Fire Department, press 2. If you need the psyhchic hotline, press3. For the distributor, press 4. If you have no idea who to talk to, just read these jokes.

Phone call
Harry's phone rings at 3 A.M
"What do you want?" He shouts into the receiver.
"Nothing," is the reply.
"Then why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Harry asks angrily.
"Because the night rate is cheaper."

Call the Fire Department

An agitated man calls the fire department and says " Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The Fireman asks, "where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too distrcted, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman says, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man snaps, "What do you mean 'how'? In the big, red truck, of course!"

Magic Trick Video

vintage Video about magic trick and very menegangkan.
You can see in long years ago, the magician shows the trick and very dangerous.

Don't try this at Home !

Funny Video

This is comedy and Funny Video about Party Girl in the car.
You must see the video and laugh when driver find the stuff.

haha .. haha :)

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein is making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually finds himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as he is being driven to yet another boring dinner, Einstein mentions to his chauffer ( a man who somewhat resembles Einstein in looks and manner) that he is tired of speech making.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffer says. 'I have heard you give this speech so many times, I will bet I could give it for you.'
Einstein laughs loudly and says, 'why not? Lets do it!'
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein puts on the chauffer's cap and jacket and sits in the back of the room. The chauffer gives a beautiful performance of Einstein's speech and even answers a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely self-important professor asks an extremely complicated question about antimatter formation, stop to talk about something else here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he is nobody's fool.
Without a moment's hesitation, the chauffer fixes the professor with a steely stare and says, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffer, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

hahaha ... :)

Funny Experience in Wedding Party

I had been invited to my diving buddy's wedding party. On the big day, I carefully preened myself losing my usually tomboy looks. I had on beautiful lacy kebaya and sarong. I couldn't wait to see what my other diving buddies would be wearing. They had promised to dress up as best as they could for the party. On the big day, the bride and the groom looked awesome. The party was fun and the food looked great. I decided to sample a little from each dish. While munching, I saw Budi, one of my diving buddies, among several persons heading for a photo session with the happy couple.

I quickly put away my delicious plate of lasagna, headed for the podium, and struggled up the podium stairs in my costume and high heels. When I finally made it, the photographer was about to shoot. On the double, I positioned myself in the front row, giving the peace sign with my fingers. When the photo session was over and I looked around, I was shocked to find myself among strangers. Except for Budi, I had no clue who the others were. Laughters burst from my diving buddies below the podium. Smiling broadly, Budi guided me down the podium to my grinning pals.

"Can't wait for your own buddies, huh? Don't you know Budi is also one of the bride's high school mates? It's her high school mates you were posing with!" said one of my friends. Another friend added, "You know what ... several minutes ago that guy over there asked me what your name was. He seemed bedazzled by the way you look tonight. Alas, your stage antics changed his mind."
There went my dignity and my good chance to meet a guy.
This my Funny Experience in Wedding Party