Humor about Phone

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Phone call
Harry's phone rings at 3 A.M
"What do you want?" He shouts into the receiver.
"Nothing," is the reply.
"Then why are you calling in the middle of the night?" Harry asks angrily.
"Because the night rate is cheaper."

Call the Fire Department

An agitated man calls the fire department and says " Help me, my house is on fire!!"
The Fireman asks, "where do you live?"
The man replies, "I am too distrcted, I can't tell you the exact address."
The fireman says, "How do you expect us to get there?"
The man snaps, "What do you mean 'how'? In the big, red truck, of course!"

Magic Trick Video

vintage Video about magic trick and very menegangkan.
You can see in long years ago, the magician shows the trick and very dangerous.

Don't try this at Home !

Funny Video

This is comedy and Funny Video about Party Girl in the car.
You must see the video and laugh when driver find the stuff.

haha .. haha :)

Einstein's Chauffeur

When Albert Einstein is making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually finds himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as he is being driven to yet another boring dinner, Einstein mentions to his chauffer ( a man who somewhat resembles Einstein in looks and manner) that he is tired of speech making.
"I have an idea, boss," his chauffer says. 'I have heard you give this speech so many times, I will bet I could give it for you.'
Einstein laughs loudly and says, 'why not? Lets do it!'
When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein puts on the chauffer's cap and jacket and sits in the back of the room. The chauffer gives a beautiful performance of Einstein's speech and even answers a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely self-important professor asks an extremely complicated question about antimatter formation, stop to talk about something else here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he is nobody's fool.
Without a moment's hesitation, the chauffer fixes the professor with a steely stare and says, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffer, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

hahaha ... :)

Funny Experience in Wedding Party

I had been invited to my diving buddy's wedding party. On the big day, I carefully preened myself losing my usually tomboy looks. I had on beautiful lacy kebaya and sarong. I couldn't wait to see what my other diving buddies would be wearing. They had promised to dress up as best as they could for the party. On the big day, the bride and the groom looked awesome. The party was fun and the food looked great. I decided to sample a little from each dish. While munching, I saw Budi, one of my diving buddies, among several persons heading for a photo session with the happy couple.

I quickly put away my delicious plate of lasagna, headed for the podium, and struggled up the podium stairs in my costume and high heels. When I finally made it, the photographer was about to shoot. On the double, I positioned myself in the front row, giving the peace sign with my fingers. When the photo session was over and I looked around, I was shocked to find myself among strangers. Except for Budi, I had no clue who the others were. Laughters burst from my diving buddies below the podium. Smiling broadly, Budi guided me down the podium to my grinning pals.

"Can't wait for your own buddies, huh? Don't you know Budi is also one of the bride's high school mates? It's her high school mates you were posing with!" said one of my friends. Another friend added, "You know what ... several minutes ago that guy over there asked me what your name was. He seemed bedazzled by the way you look tonight. Alas, your stage antics changed his mind."
There went my dignity and my good chance to meet a guy.
This my Funny Experience in Wedding Party

Turn It Off, Please

I was in the middle of teaching my class when suddenly I heard a cellphone ringing softly. "Whose cellphone is that?" I asked my students. No one answered. Instead, everyone looked accusingly at each other. The soft ringing continued and I got impatient. "C'mon ... This is really disturbing. Please turn it off," I said, raising my voice.

To my annoyance, now my students stared back at me with innocent faces. The class became quiet while the soft ringing became more audible. "Hmmm, Funny," I thought. The melody sounds familiar to me. Then it dawned on me that the ringing came from my handbag on the table. Even though I was sure I had turned my cell off, I still grabbed my bag to check. Ooops! It was my phone alright! Sorry, it's my cell phone," I told my students. I didn't know what the color my face was, but I prayed hard the bell would ring real soon.

Place to buy Collectibles and Memorabilia

Some people collect stamps or coins; others collect books or posters. Some others get a kick out of hunting for knick-knacks, be it pinky piggy stuff or Celebrity memorabilia, include me. I started to collect celebrity's memorabilia since I fell in love with their performance. I began collecting autographs on posters, cassettes and photograph in high school and so far has amassed about a hundred autographs of Internationally famous people. Where I get collecting all of that memorabilia? Usually I bought at mall, and sometimes I barter items with my friends. And now, I searching in Internet and found a good place to buy collectibles and memorabilia.

In good place to buy collectibles and memorabilia, we can found a lot of interesting items such as model kit enthusiasts, anime lover, cigar accessories, coin collecting, sports cards, collectible dolls, decorative items, comic books, sports memorabilia and any collectibles. In this place I found Gundam model, each model comes in a set of parts to be assembled into a model robot from the anime. Beside constructing, we can painting the robots and building a diorama for them. Wow ... so cool and I like it!

So .. if you like collecting Gundam Model, you must visit place to buy collectibles and memorabilia to complete your collections. Or if you like getting an celebrities memorabilia, you must check the place too. I really recommended that place to buy collectibles and memorabilia because on there have a lot of items and have cheap price too. Then, start hunting the collectibles and memorabilia right now!!

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Taxi Driver

Meet Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, British writer, creator of the world famous detective, Sherlock Holmes with his power of deduction. Mr. Doyle's got a funny story to share to you. So, enjoy!
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris. When a taxi pulls up, he puts his suitcase in the front seat and gets in the back. As he is about to tell the taxi driver where he wants to go, the driver asks him, "Where can I take you, Mr. Doyle?"
Doyle is flabbergasted. He asks the driver whether he knows him by sight. The driver says, "No, sir, I have never seen you before."
The puzzled Doyle asks him what makes him think that he is Conan Doyle. The driver replies, "this morning's paper had a story about you being on vacation in Marseilles. This is the taxi stand where people who return from Marseilles always come to. Your skin color tells me you have been on vacation. The ink spot on your right index finger suggests to me that you are a writer. Your clothing is very English, and not French. Adding up all those pieces of information, I deduce that you are Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."

Doyle says, "This is a truly amazing deduction. You are a real-life counter-part to my fictional creation, Sherlock Holmes."
'There is one other thing,' the driver says.
"what is that?" Doyle asks.
'Your name.' the driver replies, 'is on the front of your suitcase.'
:) :) hahaha ... ha ha

Zipper Incident

This story about my funny experience. One morning, my brother and I rode with our father halfway to the office. When we got to the Pancoran area, which is my usual drop off zone, I got out and started to cross street to get on the bus when suddenly I heard a voice on a loudspeaker, "MBAK ...... MBAK ....!"
I looked around and saw a policeman beckoning to me. Well, OK, the Pancoran street is really wide. So, maybe he actually needed that loudspeaker. But why? What was wrong with me? Was it because I didn't use the zebra cross? I was so scared, but I came up to him and asked with an innocent face and in the gentlest voice I could produce, "Yes,sir?"
The Policeman said, "so you won't be embarrassed later ...." The loudspeaker was still on! His voice echoed through the whole street. Everyone instantly looked in our direction, even those standing far, far away from us. And then he continued, "You forgot to zip up your skirt." Luckily, he did not say the last sentence on the loudspeaker.

Of course I couldn't zip up my skirt under those watchful eyes, so I just covered its back with my big bag. Oh gosh! What a bad start!!

The Falling Fruits

Following a big fruit harvest in the area where I used to live, my parents brought home a lot of Duku, Jackfruit, and Rambutan. There were so many of them, we still had bags of fruits even after sharing them with neighbors. Having a date with a friend, I decided to bring her some. Carrying a plastic bag full of Duku, I got on the bus. As I did so, the plastic bag holding the Dukus broke open and the small round fruits rolled all over the street.

Silly me, instead of leaving them alone, I went to all the trouble of picking each and every Duku off the street. Oncoming cars had to stop and wait for me to collect the dukus. All the passengers were smiling broadly at my stupidity.

Joke when Going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read another jokes :)

Crowded Store
It is the day of the Big Sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) are the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushes his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he is punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he gets up the second time, he says to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

ha ha ha .. :) The guy is knock out is the store owner.

Wonderful Trip

It was the first time I visited my dear sister in Jogjakarta. I followed her advice to take a train to go there. "C'mon .. take a train to Jogja. It would be a wonderful trip for you! I will pick you at the station" she said. So off I went to Jogjakarta and the journey was quite smooth. I waited and and waited at the Jogja train station, but my sister was nowhere to be seen. After a long wait, I decided to take a nice sip of hot strong tea at cafetaria there. I headed for the cafetaria, sat down, put my bag next to me, and placed my order. "Hmmm... This is what I call decent tea," I said to myself. I am so sick and tired of weak tea. Not bad for a small cafetaria. It was a small one indeed. Except for me and a gentleman sitting at the opposite table, the place seemed deserted. I spent a long hour there until I decided not to wait for my sister anymore and started looking for her place myself. I was walking along the platform when I realized that I wasn't carrying my bag. I panicked and right at that moment I saw the gentleman in the cafetaria walking a few meters in front of me. He was strapping a bag on his back.

"Wait a minute, that's my black bag!" I said in a weak voice.
"Hey, you .. stop there! That's my bag!" I shouted. The man stared at me dumbfounded. "This is my bag," He said. People were gathering around us as I said,"Liar, you stole my bag at the cafetaria. You ..." I didn't finish my line because someone tapped my shoulder. It was one of the waitresses of the Cafetaria. "Miss, I think you left your bag at the cafetaria," she said and handed me my old black bag.

OOOOPS! Just like what my sister said, this trip proved to be a "Wonderful Journey"

Jokes about means of Transportation

Good Finding
A man was filling his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked but, sure enough, it was lost. He thought for a second, and then realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road. He thought even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks."

Announcement on a Public Bus
Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Jakarta : " When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. "

Feel Enjoy to laugh , ha ha ha .. :)

Jokes of Transportation

The car goes 'clunk' !
An auto mechanic received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound when going around corners." Taking the car out for a test drive, he made a right turn, and a moment later he heard a "cluck". He then made a left turn and again heard a "clunk."
Back at the shop, he opened the car's trunk, and soon discovered the problem. Promptly he returned the repair order to the service manager with the notation, "Removed bowling ball from trunk."

The Multicolored Cab
Two cab driver met. "Hey," asked one, "Why did you paint one side of your cab red and the other side blue ?"
" Well," the other responded, "When I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
The Train has Failed
A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power.
Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill.
The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: " Ladies and Gentleman, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that you decided to take the train and not the airplane."

Feel Free to Laugh, ha ha ha .. :)

Humor when going Shopping

For some people shopping is a lifestyle activity, to find something they need, or just browsing around, it's how they look at it. No matter what you think about it, you can always have fun doing shopping, Enjoy ! and feel free to laugh when read this jokes :)

Shoplifter
A shoplifter is caught red-handed trying to to steal a watch from an exclusively jewelry store.
"Listen", the shoplifter tells the manager, 'I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?'
The Manager agrees and writes up the sales slip.
The crook looks at the slip and says, 'This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?'

ha .. ha .. Funny !

Bit Late

I knew that leaving for school at a quarter to seven was a bad idea. And arriving at school just five minutes after the bell rang was even worse. But when I committed the two sins that morning, I kind of pressed my luck hoping that everything teacher hadn't arrived yet.
Not granted, because as I was running along the hall way, I could hear the voice of my History teacher giving instructions to the class. hearing the instructions, I remembered that my class was to have a History quiz in the morning.
So, I made a dash for my class and said,
"Sorry, sir ... I'm a bit late." The teacher gave me a strange look. When I looked around, I saw faces that I didn't recognize. I stood like a fool in front of them all for about two minutes before it dawned on me that I had entered the wrong classroom and that my History class was in the second session, not the first!

I feel so ashamed , blush and embarrassed.
This event make me blushing and embarrassing ;-)

Hide Bag

Radhit was known as the naughty boy in our class. He enjoyed playing pranks on us, especially on a particular girl named Ningrum. One day, Ningrum decided to get even with him. She did his binder inside her bag. She didn't realize that right after that Radhit also hid something belonging to her, the very same bag!
The rest of the class kept silent and enjoyed watching their silly behavior.
"Hey, where's my bag? Radhit ... it must be you again. Give it back to me!" screamed Ningrum at the top of her voice.
Radhit only replied calmly, "Not until someone returns my binder. I get the feeling that that someone is you!"

We almost died wit laughter when we heard Ningrum answer tartly, "Your binder's inside my bag, you fool!

ha ha .. You hid your own stuff!

Restaurant Rumblings

I had been invited by my girlfriend's parents to have dinner at a rather fancy restaurant. It would also be the first time that I would meet them. Hours before the occasion, I already felt nervous and couldn't eat anything at lunch. But I decided to look my most possible best. Neatly combed and wearing a freshly laundered white linen shirt and dark blue pants, I was sure I would make a good impression. When I arrived at the restaurant, I was greeted not only by my girlfriend's parents, but, it seemed, by her whole extended family. But I could see that they all seemed to approve of me, so I felt rather relieved. I was seated opposite my girlfriend, between her parents. While waiting for the food to arrive, we all chatted amiably among ourselves. Finally the waiter appeared, carrying the first course of the meal. While he carefully placed the big bowl of soup in the middle of the table, everybody fell silent. Just then my stomach started to rumble:
roar .. roar.. roar.

The rumblings were very loud and clear, and everybody at the table turned to look at me. It wa shard for me to smile, even sheepishly. ^_^

Job Benefits

Theo Paphitis, an entrepreneur well known for turning failing companies into highly successful and profitable businesses, has a motto: 'There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun and to make money.' And here are some examples of the fun reason, funny business :)

Job Benefits
During a job interview, an applicant inquires about the benefits. The Personal Manager informs her they have group health and life insurance, but the costs are deducted from the employees' pay. The applicant says, "My last company had full health coverage, as well as five year's salary for life insurance and a month's sick leave AND they paid the full premiums."
"Then why would you leave a job with such benefits?" the interview asks back.
The applicant shrugs and says, "The company went bankrupt."

ha .. Ha .. ha .. :) :)

Forgetful

Theo Paphitis, an entrepreneur well known for turning failing companies into highly successful and profitable businesses, has a motto: 'There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun and to make money.' And here are some examples of the fun reason.

Forgetful
"George is so forgetful," the sales manager complains to his secretary. "It's a wonder he can sell and I'm not sure he'll even remember to come back."
Just then the door flies open, and in bounces George. 'You will never guess what happened!' he shouts. "While I was at lunch, I met Old Man Brown, who hasn't bought anything from us in five years. Well, we got to talking and he gave me this half-million dollar order!"
"See?" sighs the sales manager to his secretary."I told you he'd forget the sandwiches."

Funny business

Business Trick

Theo Paphitis, an entrepreneur well known for turning failing companies into highly successful and profitable businesses, has a motto: 'There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun and to make money.' And here are some examples of the fun reason. (Funny Business)

Business Trick
A grocer puts up a sign that reads "eggplants, 25 cent each - three for a dollar."
All day long, costumers come in exclaiming,"Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"
Every time, quietly the grocer concedes and packages four eggplants. The tailor next door has been watching these antics and finally asks the grocer, 'Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?'
"What mistake?" the grocer asks.
'Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than eggplant.'

Funny :)
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Florist Mistake

Theo Paphitis, an entrepreneur well known for turning failing companies into highly successful and profitable businesses, has a motto: 'There are three reasons to be in business. To make money, to have fun and to make money.' And here are some examples of the fun reason. (Funny Business)

Florist Mistake
On opening his new store, a man receives a bouquet of flowers. He becomes dismayed on reading the enclosed card because it expresses "Deepest Sympathy." While puzzling over the message, his telephone rings. It is the florist, apologizing for having sent the wrong card.
"Oh, it's alright," says the store owner.
"I'm a businessman and I understand these things can happen."
'But,' adds the florist, 'I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party.'
"Well, what did it say?" asks the store owner.
'Congratulations on your new location,' is the reply.

ha ha .. funny

Bring My Horse back or Else!

A big, burly cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail.
"OK", he shouted, re-entering the crowded bar, 'I'm gonna have one more drink and if my horse ain't back by then, the same thing will happen here that happened in Texas City.'
With that, several of the cowboys ran out of the saloon and within minutes one had returned to tell him that they'd found his horse for him. As he turned to leave the bartender stopped him,"Execuse me, stranger" he said, 'But what happened in Texas City?'

The cowboy replied: 'I had to walk home!'

ha ha .. Jokes

Chicken Said

Cock-a-doodle-doo
This funny, mmm ... rather embarrassing, story happened when I was in primary school. It was a long time ago. Actually, I have a poor memory, so normally an old story like what I am about to share with you should have been easily forgotten. But not this story. Having lots of brothers makes the embarrassment linger.
Why? because they keep referring to it .. even when we have all grown up now!

Here's the story. Back then I was very smitten with foreign languages, especially English. It was no strange thing for my brothers to see me absorbed in watching TV programs for hours, especially documentaries.
Why, they were mostly in English! (Dubbing was not a common practice back then). One afternoon, my brothers and I watched a documentary about poultry. As the show got to the part when a rooster was crowing, I sat bolt upright on my chair.
"Did you hear that? Chickens in Europe also crow in Indonesian!" I shouted excitedly. My brothers looked bewildered. So I explained to them, "That chicken on TV has just crowed like a chicken in Indonesia, kukuruyuk. I thought it would be doing it in English."

The room exploded with my brothers' laughter.

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Who are you, Wise Guy?

One afternoon I got ans SMS from an unknown number. It was in excelent English and I only understood about half of it. It mentioned something like that the English course I attended would be closed for two days due to the horrible floods.
It had to be one of my course mates playing a prank on me, I thought. I replied to the message saying,
" Yeah, yeah, so your English's perfect. Anyway, who are you, wise guy?"
Five minute later I got a reply. It said, "I'm sorry I forgot to tell you. It is Peter, your class teacher."
After a few minutes I managed to muster my courage to text him back, "I am sorry, Mr. Peter. I didn't know it was you and I didn't mean to be rude.

I thought my friend was pulling my leg. I am truly sorry"

How embarrassing !

Sorry, Boss

One day, I dropped by at my friend's house. After we talked for about an hour, she went out to buy us lunch. before she left, I borrowed her Nokia cell phone and read her funny SMS. I had never used a Nokia cellphone before and my friend used English as the Language on the cell, a language that I wasn't too good at. I got a bit confused. When she came back, there were about 20 incoming SMSes. Surprised, she read all of them. Most of them were short messages stating how funny the joke was. We were confused. She asked me if I had sent any SMS to her friends. I shrugged and said I really didn't know what I had done with her cellphone. A new short text message came in and my friend was completely shocked. It was from her boss. He wrote: "Not funny, young lady. I am your Boss, remember?"

She contacted him immediately, he was very upset. He said it was impolite to send him such SMS. She asked him what kind of SMS had been sent from her cellphone. he read it to her: "One day, a Lion, a Tiger and a Fox are having a meeting in a jungle. But the meting has been postponed because they have been waiting for the monkey who is reading this SMS".

My friend's face turned red. I was so ashamed. She made me apologize to her boss that very moment on the phone. The following week, when my friend and I attended a book fair, we met her boos. She introduced me to him. The Boss then looked at me and said, "So, this is the queen of the jungle who sent me the SMS. How was the meeting?"

My friend couldn't help laughing. Me? I felt like disappearing.

Uncovered

The sun shone brightly that afternoon so I decided to open the Mikrolet window.
Fresh air blew in and freed me from sweating. The wind was so strong that it could even dry my wet hijab! Some moments later, I felt something fluttering above my head, but I didn't pay attention because I was enjoying the wind too much.
And soon I realized that I was wrong not to try to find out what it was! Within seconds, the wind blew away my hijab that had come loose!

I felt so embarrassed because all the passengers were chuckling!
I went off that mikrolet in no time!

Slippery When Wet

Slippery When Wet (and Meeting Your Crush)

Why do stupid things happen when we least expect them?
We never know; they just happen.
For Example, several weeks ago, I caught sight of my dream guy while was walking down the corridor of my college building. We both knew each other name, but we had never gotten a chance to talk to each other. So, at that moment, I deliberately changed direction to make it look like we would meet coincidently. With my heart beating faster, I prepared to say 'Hi' as Mr. Cool walked towards me.
I was so concerned about how I looked, whether I walked naturally, etc. that I didn't notice that the floor was very wet and slippery! just when I was about to open my mouth, suddenly .....

WHAM !!
I feel down on my butt! I did say something, but not "Hi" but "Yikes ... Ouch ... Ugh...!!"

Humiliated, I stood up again and rushed off with stains on my pants!

The Forgotten Grandmother

This is story about my grandma's clumsy driver, who is called Mas Jo. Mas Jo likes to do everything very fast, so fast that he often trips over things.
One day, my grandma wanted to go to Yogyakarta by train. The train was to leave soon, so she told Mas Jo to hurry. "Quickly put my luggage into the car, and make sure you don't leave anything behind."
Mas Jo, as always, hurried from grandma's room to the car back and forth. After getting everything done, he rushed to the station, and arrived there in not more than 15 minutes. "Here we are, ma'am. With me, there's no way you are going to be late! Now, let me help you with luggage," Mas Jo said confidently.

But his offer met with no answer. "Ma'am? Ma'am ? Where are you?" Oh .. No! He didn't forget to bring even the smallest piece of luggage, yet forgot to bring my grandmother herself ! ;-)

My Dear Forehead

One Night I was worried sick because I still didn't have the money to pay the last installment of my course fee. And the deadline was the next day ! After scrounging around among all my belongings, including my piggy bank, I was relieved to find some money in my binder. So the next day, I went to my course place to pay the fee. After getting the receipt I thought happily, "Well, Everything is OK now."

Apparently I was too happy to see the glass door in front of me. And "WHAM!" I crashed against the door. Everyone in the room could hear the sound and started to grin at me. The office clerk hollered in, "Oh my GOD ! Please be careful !" I walked out feeling totally freaked out, complete with a swollen and red forehead.
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I am so shame ;-)

The Wrong Guy at The Wrong Place

My sister, her friend, my boyfriend and I were window shopping on a typical hot and crowded Saturday afternoon in Kota Pelajar, Jogjakarta. The street was packed with people on both side. Even cars were having a hard time passing through. Knowing that it would be hard for the four of us to walk side by side, we walked in pairs. I was leading the group alongside my boyfriend with me sister and her friend tagging along behind us. Suddenly, my sister nudged me, saying that there were cute necklaces being sold at a necklace vendor.

I turned around and said, " Yeah, but maybe next time." I turned back and held my boyfriend by his arm ... only to find that is wasn't him! It was a man with a build and shirt similar to my boyfriend's ! He stared at me, probably wondering why this strange girl was holding his arm. I stopped and stammered, " I am sorry, I am sorry." and quickly walked away as my sister, her friend, and my boyfriend were giggling at me.

What an embarrassing moment !

is it a Boy or Girl ?

Sunday, June 25th was the most embarrassing but also the funniest day for me. That day DS was celebrating its 44th anniversary by organizing many contest at Dufan. Four of my friends and I joined the Video Jockey contest. Two Girls from different place became the VJ's, while two other boys and I from my place became the guest stars, Destiny's Child. As Destiny's Child we had to impersonate girls, and of course we were dressed like girl. I was shocked to find that our senior wanted to put make up on us. I tried to hide but of course it was useless. To make it worse, there were some people in monkey suits teasing me.
Then the time came for us to get on the stage.

When the VJ's called us, we ran onto the stage and said hello to the audience. I felt so nervous. The audience hysterically laughed at us. Oh, GOD .... it was the most embarrassing moment. Unlike my two friends who enjoyed their roles, I was speechless. Since that day, I swear I will never want to act as a girl anymore.

But I was happy ... not because my senior said that I looked beautiful, but because we won the 1st Prize !!!

MAKE-UP expert

Make up expert

It was evening and there was a blown fuse at my house. It would take some time for my young bro to fix it. Meanwhile, I needed to go to the nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. So, in the semi darkness of my bedroom (some light came through the window from the street lamp across the street), I put on some lipstick, accentuated my eyebrows, and powdered my nose. I then set out looked forward to browsing among the goodies. In the store, as I was taking my time examining various items, I couldn't help noticing a number of costumers looking at me in an odd way.

Confident that it was my good looks that attracted these glances, I finally arrived at the check-out counter. Again, several people stared at me, including the cashier, but this time I got the feeling they weren't exactly admiring me. In fact, the cashier seemed to be having a hard time keeping a straight face. So, after I had paid for my purchases, I stepped aside and took out a small mirror from my bag. In the bright lights of the supermarket, I saw that my eyebrows were heavily penciled in bright red. Obviously, in the dark I had mistaken my lip liner for the eyebrow pencil !

Blushing with shame, I literally ran home.

RIDING MOTORCYCLE

Looks Guys, I'm riding, oops! I mean pushing, my Motorcycle

I was so excited when I could finally ride a motorcycle. Well, I was not very skillful yet, but a trip around the neighborhood shouldn't be the hard, right ? So, one lovely afternoon, I decided to take a ride. There was a basketball court near my house where all the hottest hunks of the town usually hung out. Wow, what a golden opportunity for me to show off my riding skills to them ! Without further ado, I pushed my motorcycle to full speed. just when I passed the basketball court,

the engine suddenly went off ! I tried again and again to start it, but it didn't work! All the boy were looking at me, wondering what that silly Girl was trying to do. Oh, I was so embarrassed ! Confused and in despair, I finally pushed my motorcycle all the way home .... Yeah, I did get their attention, but not the kind I'd wanted at all!

Blushing,joke and anekdot

Linkin Park Fan

Linkin Park Fan

One day, I went to a mall to buy some things. Going to the mall is my hobby, because I can see lots of pretty girls hanging around the Mall. When I entered a CD Store, I saw a young woman who looked confused.

"Go for it, buddy!" The devil inside me said.
I approached to her, and offered her my help.
"Need a hand ?" I asked her nicely without blinking at her.
"Oh yes! I am looking for a new Linkin park record. Can you help me ?" she replied.

"Linkin Park ? of course. Come on, I will show you the way ! I am big fan of Linkin Park too, to tell you the truth," I proudly to her.
Everything seemed perfect, until she said : "Oh you see, this is for my ten year old son ! "

Oh .. she have children :(

Adopting a Baby

An American couple is delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby comes to an end. The adoption center calls and tell them that they have a wonderful Russian Baby boy, and the couple takes him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stop by the local college to enroll in night courses. After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk asks,
" Whatever possessed you to study Russian ?"
The couple proudly say, "We have just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."

:-)jokes in family

New Family Driver

martin has just received his brand new driver's license. The Family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.

"I bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father.

"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I am going to sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you have been doing to me all these years."

:) :) This Anekdot

Having a First Child

Another Joke about it happens in the Family

Djoni and his wife are making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.
After everything checked out, the doctor takes a small stamp and stamps the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple is curios about what the stamp is for, so when they get home, the husband gets out his magnifying glass to try to see what it is.
in very tiny letters, the stamp says, "When you can read this without a magnifying glass, come back and see me."
:-) :-)

Jokes in Family

It happens in the Family

What does a child means to its family ? probably it's their most precious possession. Stories about a family with child may effect you in many ways. Sometimes thay make you sad, or angry, but sometimes they also make you Laugh. You will Love the following tales.

Woman is on a Bus
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The Bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

Angrily, the woman slams her fare into the fare box and takes an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her senses that she is agitated and asks her what is wrong.
"The Bus driver insulted me," she fumes.
The man sympathizes and says, " Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
" You are right," She says. " I think I will go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's the good idea." the man syas.
" Here, let me hold your MONKEY "
:-) :)

Anekdot , Joke about Flight

SHARK REPELENT

Flight 50 has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom : "Ladies and gentleman, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water."

"Oh, stewardess! Are there any sharks in the Ocean below?" asks a little old lady, terrified.
"Yes, I am afraid there are some. but not to worry, we have a special gel in the bottle next to your chair designed especially for emergencies like this. Just the gel onto your arms and legs."
"And if I do this, the Sharks won't eat me?" asks the little lady.
"Oh, they will eat you all right, only they won't enjoy it so much."
:) :)

AUTO PILOT

HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH FAITH IN THEM

At a software engineering management course in the United States of America, the participants are given an awkward question to answer.
" If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately ?"

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, one man sits motionless. When asked what he would do, he replies, "I would be quite content to stay onboard. With this team's software, the plane is unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off."

Joke

PILOT TO TOWER

" Pilot to Tower ! Pilot to Tower ! I am 300 miles from land. Six Hundred feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct !"

" Tower to Pilot. Tower to Pilot. Repeat after me, "Our Father, Who art in heaven ... "

Anekdot in-flight

BOARDING FROM WHAT GATE ?

At the airport for a business trip, a man settles down to wait for the boarding announcement at gate 35.
Then he hears the voice on the public address system saying, "We apologize for the inconvenience, but Lion Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."

So

he picks up his luggage and carries it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes later the public address voice tells him that Flight 570 will in fact be boarding from Gate 35.
So, again, he gathers his carry on luggage and returns to the original gate. Just as he is settling down, the public address voice speaks again: "Thanks you for participating in LION's physical fitness program". :) :)

Flight Jokes

An Emergency Landing

When an airliner encounters severe turbulence in flight, the captain urgently announces, "Ladies and Gentleman, we are going to have an emergency landing. Please be seated and fasten your seatbelt,"

Immediately, the vibration stops. A passenger then hastily emerges from a lavatory. Knowing that he has been a long time in the lav, a stewardess asks him, "Are you all righht, Sir?" You were there awfully long ! It is good thing the turbulence has stopped now!"
"Oh, yeah." the man sheepishly explains. "I was just doing a little jogging in place in there."